Archive for April 1st, 2017


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We barely recognized Kip at the Goodwill, but there he was, clean shaven and perusing through a bunch of beaten up cassettes. We noticed that he had a few already picked out, most notably Extreme, White Lion and Abba.

We asked him what new and exciting things he was up to and he nonchalantly said “Sup” along with a head bob. Not meaning to interrupt his walk through memory lane, we cut to the chase and asked him whom “Seventeen” was written about.

Almost violently, Kip’s body tightened and he clenched his fists. He whipped his head around (His rat tail hit him in the mouth), and he looked us straight in the eye and said, “It’s now called ‘Eighteen’ brah! Too many registered sex offenders have been caught with that song blaring on their Ipod.” Well, that settles that! Have a nice life Kip!

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